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Etch-A-Sketch

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do ?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off ?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch ?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch document ?
A: Stop shaking it.


Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support!

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy ?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"So -- what are you wearing ?"

"Dunno Dude ! Bummer !"

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Hold on a second... Mom ! Timmy's hitting me !"

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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