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A Doctor's Visit

Submitted by Chad SHEAR2


Well, I had this... er... urinary problem, see. My doctor couldn't help so he sent me to a specialist. I arrived early for my appointment, signed in and proceeded to be dumbfounded.

Your average doctor's office lobby is pretty much generic... a few plants, assorted magazines and the odd picture or two.

But this place was amazing. Every wall was covered with weather photos... tornadoes, snow storms, satellite images. Three televisions sat on tables around the room, all tuned to the Weather Channel. Every book and magazine to be seen dealt with the weather.

I've got a few hobbies myself, but this seemed more like an obsession. I was intrigued, and a bit puzzled.

The nurse finally called my name and I walked to the examining room, wondering what I was getting myself into. I stopped in surprise at the doorway... inside was probably the largest doctor I had ever seen. I mean this guy was enormous... he made Doc Webster look like Fast Eddie!

Of course, I thought to myself:

"A meaty-urologist!"


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