"Do you wash your jeans with Windex?
No..?, cause I sure can see myself in them."
"By the looks of your big brown eyes I think you may
have a little Egyptian in you...?
No?? Really? Would you like one?" (by a little
Egyptian man.)
"I want your body."
Often with an immediate retort, "Fine. You can
have it when I'm done with it." :)
<grunt> as a pickup line is neanderthal for "Hey,
baby. What's your sign? Answer me before I have to clonk
you on the head and drag you back to my cave and ravish
you."
"You've been bad. Go to my room."
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you
hold it against me?"
"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"Girl! Your feet must be tired, cuz you've been runnin'
through my mind all night long."
After a guy has come up and checked the label in the collar
of my shirt: "I was just checking to see if you were
made in Heaven."
"I've been watching your backside all night, I just
needed to know if your face was as pretty."
"I can't remember my phone number, can I have
yours?"
"You have come to bed eyes but a go to hell mouth."
