There was once perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving
along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa
and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had
a serious accident and only one of the three survived.
Question - Who was the survivor?
Answer - The perfect woman. Everyone knows that neither
perfect men nor Santa Claus really exist.
