Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and
says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that
dominated their women on earth and the other one for the men that
were "ruled" by their women. Also, I want all the women to go
with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks, the women are gone and
there are two lines. The line of the men that were "ruled" by
their women was over 100 miles long! In the line for men that dominated
their women, there was only one man.
God was upset and shouted, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all "whipped" by your
mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!!"
"Tell them, son, how did you manage to be the only one in that
line??"
The man said, "I don't know... my wife told me to stand
here!"
