A lady was just about to enter a coffee shop when she saw a very unusual
funeral procession going into the cemetery across the street.
A long black hearse was leading the procession, then there was a second
long black hearse. Behind the second hearse a lady was walking with a pit
bull terrior on a leash. Behind her there were about two nundred more
ladies walking in single file.
The lady going into the coffee shop just couldn't let this pass without
inquiring.
She walked across the street and approached the lady with the pit bull.
With an apologetic smile she said "I know you have just experienced a
terrible loss and this is not a good time to bother you, but what is going
on? I have never seen a funeral procession like this before."
The lady with the dog told her "Well, the first hearse up there
contains the body of my late husband. This pit bull attacked him and
killed him. The second hearse contains the body of my late mother-in-law.
She tried to interfere and save my husband and the pit bull turned on her
and killed her."
The first lady thought about this for a while and then asked "May I
borrow your dog?"
The second lady said "Get in line."
