Clyde and Orville want to get away from the farm and see the world.
One day Clyde says to Orville, "You know, we could make a lot of
money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Orville
thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy
everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They
travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,
more and more people gather, and Clyde decides to jump first. He bounces
at the end of the cord, and when he comes back up, Orville notices that he
has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Orville isn't able to catch
him.
Clyde falls again, bounces and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and
bleeding. Again, Orville just misses him and Clyde falls.
This time, when he bounces back he's pretty messed up with a couple of
broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, Orville catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was
the cord too long?"
And Clyde says, "No, the cord was fine. What in the world is a
'pin-yata'?"
