A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to a woman
behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one
type?"
"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras
in every shape, size, color and material. "But actually, even with
all of this variety, there are really only three types of
bras."
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied "Well, we have the Catholic type, the
Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"
Still confused the man asked "What's the difference between
them?"
The lady responded "It's all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
