Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way.
Burma Shave. |
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Unless your face
Is stinger free,
Better let
Your honey be.
Burma Shave. |
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Every shaver
Now can snore
six more minutes
than before.
Burma Shave. |
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Past schoolhouses,
Take it slow,
Let the little
Shavers grow.
Burma Shave. |
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Is he lonesome
Or is he blind,
The driver who's following
Too close behind?
Burma Shave. |
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A special place,
Is reserved in Hades,
For whiskered men,
Who scratch the ladies.
Burma Shave. |
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The Monkey took one
Look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him.
Jim needed Burma Shave. |
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Would be more fun
To go by air
If we could put
These signs up there.
Burma Shave. |
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Listen birds,
These signs cost money
So sit on them
But don't get funny.
Burma Shave. (never used) |
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Pa likes the cream,
Ma likes the jar.
Both like the price,
So there you are.
Burma Shave. |
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If Daisies are
Your Favorite Flower,
Keep Pushing Up
Those Miles Per Hour.
Burma Shave. |
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People with whiskers
On Their Noses
Oughta Kiss
Like Eskimoses.
Burma Shave. |
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When in the car,
And making time,
Remember.. Speeding..
Is a crime.
Burma Shave. |
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The whale put Jonah
Down the hatch,
But coughed him up
Because he scratched!
Burma Shave. |
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If Caruso'd kept
His chin more tidy,
He might
Have found
A lady Friday.
Burma Shave. |
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Around the Corner,
Over the Hill.
His car
Did 70
He never will.
Burma Shave. |
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The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma Shave. |
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"I use it, too"
The bald man
Said,
"It keeps my face
Just like my head"
Burma Shave. |
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What you shouted
May be true
But did you hear
What he said
About you?
Burma Shave. |
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Lets put Hitler
And Hirohito
In the same
Condition as
Old Benito
Burma Shave. |
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Man in ditch,
Car in tree,
Moon was full
And
So was he!
Burma Shave. |
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Ben met Anna,
Made a hit,
Neglected
Beard
Ben-Anna split.
Burma Shave. |
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School ahead,
Take it slow,
Let the
Little
Shavers grow.
Burma Shave. |
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Don't take a curve
At sixty per,
We'd hate
To lose
A customer.
Burma Shave. |
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Cattle crossing
Means go slow,
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau.
Burma Shave. |
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If you pass
On the yellow line,
Hope the funeral's
Yours,
Not mine.
Burma Shave. |
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Tear the fender
Off your car.
Trade it in
For a
Half-pound jar.
Burma Shave. |
