Why is it when
You try to pass
The guy next to you
Goes twice as fast
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A peach looks good
With lots
Of fuzz,
But man's no peach,
And never was.
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Proper distance
To him was bunk.
They pulled him
Out of
Someone's trunk.
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Although insured,
Remember Kiddo,
They don't
Pay you,
They pay your widow.
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Unless your face
Is stinger free,
You'd better
Let your
Honey be.
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Riot at the drug store,
Calling all cars.
One hundred
Customers,
Ninety-nine jars.
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A man who passes
On hills and curves
Is not a man
Of iron nerves:
He's crazy!
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The safest rule
No ifs or buts
Is drive like everyone
Else is nuts.
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Within this vale
Of toil and sin,
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
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He played a sax,
Had no B.O.
His whiskers scratched
She let him go.
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The bearded lady
Tried a jar.
She is now
A movie star.
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To get away
From hairy apes,
Ladies jump
From fire escapes.
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If few strokes
Is what you crave,
You're out of
The rough with
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You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw.
You'll even love·
Yer mother in law.
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The answer to a
Maiden's prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair.
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Shaving brushes,
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some museum.
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Hinky Dinky
Parlay Voo.
Cheer up face
The war is thru.
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Early to bed
Earlt to rise,
Was meant for those
Old fashioned guy.
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Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way.
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Unless your face
Is stinger free,
Better let
Your honey be.
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Every shaver
Now can snore
six more minutes
than before.
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