Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal
and a bottle of wine they laid downfor the night and went to sleep. Some
hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect
that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
"Watson, you moron. Some bastard has stolen our tent."
