How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Afghan Hound:
Where? Where is it? Is it near that butterfly?? I'm
off! Bye, bye!!!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any,
and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that
no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Maltese:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark...
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb.
Hound Dog:
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Rhodesian Ridgeback:
Is my owner in the room....are they concerned about it??
If not, let me snooze in this spot of sun.
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect
light?
