From: LunaNik (LUNANIK) To: (ALL) DateTime: 6/22/2004 11:00:55 AM It was a dark and stormy night, And I was looking for a light, A beacon 'midst the wilderness To offer me some tenderness. To ease my mind of endless foundering, And stop my endless stressful floundering, I sat and hooked up to the Net; I figured it was my best bet. While I waited for the dialing, And, in anticipation, smiling, I put my feet down on the ground, And stepped on something long and round. I saw it was a whammy bar, Accoutrement to a guitar; With great surprise upon my face, As my guitar was in its case, I wondered from where it had come; My modem then began to hum. I then achieved epiphany, And ran into my room to see The author's note from Callahan's; I quickly typed in my commands. The door was open; I could hear The sounds of laughter and of cheer, Glass breaking in the fireplace, With piano music keeping pace. I entered then and looked around, Following that symphonic sound; And I was greeted by a 'tender... ..all because of Jake's tone bender!!!

-- Dawn (D_GRAY) June 21, 2004