You know Carol and Silky
And Vickie and Mitzi.
Cstar and Lil’ Bits
And Fuzzy and Jennie
But do you recall,
The most famous
‘Tender of all?

Lou Rose the Callahan’s ‘Tender
Had a very shiny bum.
He never got to use it
Servin’ up the Blessings and rum

All of the other ‘Tenders,
Used to groan at Lou’s bad puns,
Then they’d pelt him with peanuts
And leave the bar at a dead run!

Then after some hurricanes
Lou went into work.
Sending power thru the wires
Before the power-less went berserk!

T hen all the ‘Tenders stepped up
Making puns and serving rounds
‘Till Lou’s job again grows quiet,
and into Callahan’s he bounds!

-- David (KIRWAND) December 9, 2005