to good puns,
to bad puns,
and always getting sprayed,

to quick entrances,
to demon boots,
and Cstar sashayed,

to sad poems,
to happy poems,
and sweet serenades,

to long stories,
to short stories,
and all the creatures portrayed,

to shared pain,
to shared joy,
and companionship hurrahed,

to Callahans,
its 'tenders and patrons,
where all of the magic is self-made!

****smash****

-- bits 7/31/00 Upon being named a tender!