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Callahan's November 2005 Bar Rag!

"To Callahan's Warmth
Wherever You May Be!"

In this issue:

Opening Toast -
Conference News - Board News
Birthdays/Calliversaries
Joke - Pun - Poem - Pun
Closing Quote - Editor's Note


Without caring people there is no purpose to life ...

To Callahan's denizens, may every day bring you a new reason to smile because there is nothing more important than innocent smiling and laughing, nothing in this world

*** Smash! ***

- Bob (GREYLENSMAN) October, 2005


Conference News

A Halloween Party Chat report from JayJ:

This years Halloween Party was off to a roaring start as the wickedwitchofthewest opened the large oaken door of Callahans Saloon and welcomed in the strangest people.

It was difficult to tell which witch was which, which really confused everyone.

Through the course of the evening, Amber, Fuzzy, Niitaki, Moby, Sandy, the Pixies, Heidi, Dark, LeCygne, nghnam, 3rddan, bones, Lolage and many others were in and out of that room all night. Some came just to see 'The Bat' hanging over the hot Cauldron, others stumbled in to taste the wicked brew being served to to all patrons.

As the evening moved along, we were graced with the appearance of Henry the VIII, and as far as I could tell, he left all his wives at home to come play with us. At one point I heard him declare - and I Quote - "Wow, now this looks like the old Callahans." end quote. We also met Glindathegoodwitch and there was a partridgeinapeartree, tree and all. Amber was hopping around as a wabbit, looking for greens, and someone supplied her with $20.00 bills as the only greens to be found.

Warts, eyeballs, caterpillar legs, to name just a few of the gruesome treats that were to be found in Callahans. At one point, the room heard a loud "Do I need to remind you who pays your wages around here, Fuzzy?" But no one ever answered..:)

Dark was hitting the wine pretty hard, and the Pixies seemed to have some concern over what the cat had dragged in. It was a fun filled night and will, no doubt be re-incarnated next year, same time, same place.


Message Board News

From Sandra:

October saw lots of action over in the Grab Bag. For those of you who don’t know, the Grab Bag is a requested access folder for folks who are over 18 years old and can attest that they are not easily offended. The content in the Grab Bag is not meant to be vulgar or offensive but merely a place where adults can feel comfortable discussing adult issues in an adult way.

Sylphidine Wordsmith started us up on a journey learning and discussing "polyamory." 147 posts later and lots of off-threads, we’re still exploring all the little ins and outs and challenges of living our lives in love. Sylph shared with us that Spider’s character of Slippery Joe was a poly and that both Robert Heinlein and Theodore Sturgeon explored polyfidelity in works that are now consider classics of science fiction. Carol, while ducking Fast Eddie, dipped her toe in the water and led curious minds searching for a better understanding of what polyamory was. Much debate and wonder happened along the way. Head on over to the grab bag and maybe you’ll have something to add.

The Grab Bag is full of many interesting jokes, as well. Midustouch (Vickie) cleared things up for us and gave us the real definition of marketing. Lou shared a personal shopping experience with us -- OK, he disguised it all as a joke but we know the truth Lou! Cortland exposed a whole town that’s feeling "stiffed."

In the "Games" folder , we tested to see "What Kind of Thinker Are You?" Cameron found out that he’s a musical thinker. Chris (Emmettman) is an existential thinker, while Mitzi and her soul sisters, Cane and Sue are now contemplating a move to India as they apparently relate quite well to Ghandi and Mother Theresa. Jennielyn is a Linguistic thinker and well, Cortland, MagicCoon (Deb) and Silky apparently think with two minds (wonder if they have mine?). Silky was left confused... two minds but one head, how does that work? Jules and Carol are both Spatial thinkers, though Carol is not too sure why that is, so Jules is still drawing some pictures for her to help her out. Kate, Pyewacket, and Dawn are musical thinkers. That’s one band I would definitely buy a ticket to see! Interpersonal thinker Bits feels right at home with folks like DaVinci and her fellow Callahanians. Chris (Emettman) summed it all up for us with this phrase, "Cogito Ergo Sunk" - "I think therefore I’ve had it." What kind of thinker are you? Stop over in the games folder and find out.

In Galaxy, Geeks and Gadgets, Cyberapto praised the merits of a dishwasher over the manual dish washing method, reminding us that we should watch our water consumption and Dave (FlatbushSKP) introduced us to a refrigerator that takes picture watching to a whole new level. Misss (Sandy - that‘s ME!) asked the deep philosophical question, "how do you unscrew your thingies?" Nah, I’m not even going to tell you the answers I received to that one--you’re going to have to find out for yourself!

See you on the message boards!


And from Carol:

Summer has come and gone and winter pushes on. While we in the states believe in bundling up, Chris (Emmetman) gave us the news from Japan’s headlines Heated bra aims to save the world! You think that's bad, all Cortland could say was "Titillating!" Which, of course, sent everyone screaming to the parking lot. Thanks Guys!

Kirwand (Ciardubhain) debated a long while before posting the Poll Decisiveness: Are you for it, or agai... but our patrons were indecisive about which way to post… You gotta love this bunch of cyberdrinkers ! Callahan’s Saloon seems to have many people who go out of their way to help others so Bits polled, Have you learned to perform CPR? Ummm - our Denizens are or will be CPR certified in the near future. Thanks Callahanians !

Jules & Robyn (Juliette) disappeared on us for a while. Okay so what can we say, We knew they loved us, we knew they could not stay away very long... We knew they would be back..:) Back - but with attitude <:g>: Bits, Kirwand, EK and Bones gave us some hints on how to have Cheap Thrills while the kids were gone. I’ll not tell you anymore ‘bout that You’ll have to read it for yourself!



Birthdays Last Month

Birthday Greetings were heartily extended to:

Kate   KAPTNKATE   October 3
Rachel   JEDI_LORA   October 4
Cydlie   CYDLIE   October 6
Vickie   MIDUSTOUCH   October 6
Tome   WHALETOTEM   October 10
Cindy   CINDELLA   October 20
Shad   FRIDAYJONES   October 25
Sue   SUEMO   October 26
Sylph   LIBRARYLION   October 28

Calliversaries Last Month

Dawn   DAWNSTEWART   October 6, 2000
Helen   MRSSOUTH   October 7, 1999
Md   MDUTON   October 8, 2003
Bear   QUINTAL1   October 8, 2002
Nova   NOVAONE   October 9, 2000
Fireman   FIREMAN5214   October 12, 2004
Bill   BILLPOPPS   October 16, 1999
Larry   LATENIGHTLAR   October 16, 1999
Aelith   AELITH   October 24, 2001
Phoal   PHOAL   October 24, 2002
MaryEdna   ARTWORTK4U   October 27, 1997

Joke of The Month

Important!!!! Tell all your friends and family!!!

I dislike people who forward warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around naked to shake off the ticks, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked...

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

- Jules and Robyn (JULIETTE6) October 24, 2005


Pun of the Month

"Purchasing land in Baton Rouge won't bayou a thing."


Poem of the Month -
"Rocks Hide"

Rocks hide
Where once a family
Had loved more than a life could hold;
Their grave is deep and cold.

My song is ended,
Joy is fled.
The singer too
Will soon be dead.

God wills what falls,
God wills what comes to be,
Rejioce! For soon the singer
Will be free.

                -- Cortland (KA5S) October 24, 2005


Closing Quote

"We become what we think about all day long.
The question is, what do you think about?"

- Dr. Wayne Dyer
- courtesy Sue (SUEMO) October, 2005


Editor's Note

We hope you find the Bar Rag entertaining and informative. We can always use good pieces and writers here. If you have something you would like to submit, or have a comment, good or bad, about the newsletter, simply send us a note.

And a reminder: we urge everyone to use our website as your gateway into Callahans on Delphi Forums. You will find prominent links to our Message Board and Conference rooms there but also if we ever have technical trouble at Delphi, we can easily let you know and redirect you to a backup site if the trouble is truly serious.

And besides - our website itself is special..:)

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