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Callahan's July 2005 Bar Rag!

"To Callahan's Warmth
Wherever You May Be!"

In this issue:

Conference News - Board News
Birthdays/Calliversaries
Joke - Pun - Poem - Pun
Closing Quote - Editor's Note



Conference News

A Conference/Chat report from Jennie:

It was a hot humid night when people started climbing in. Well, they couldn't have been dropping in because we were on the rooftop. Around here, I guess they might have been dropping in anyway.

I sashayed around and tried to make sure everyone had a full glass and a boa. Amber joined us, but she had a cold. Sorry Amber. Moby checked in from Portland. He makes a wonderful burger! Cameron hopped on in just as I began to serve the frozen treats. fstop came to visit us. Welcome, fstop! Jadoft joined us after a busy day that included fuel pumps, grandson and wine. Sounds like a winning combination! And JimK also kept us company. I did feel the need to take his keys away since I kept pouring rather quickly in his direction. He didn't have car keys with him so I took the house keys. Next party's at Jim's ;)

IM and Carol arrived, one on the other's heels. Soon after they arrived demons popped up and people started falling out and popping in. Things got messy for a little bit. Of course the conversation drifted around to photos from the Gathering and at this point there is only a stray here or there buried in the threads in this folder. KaptnKate has been very busy but made some time for us. I am definitely hoping she makes it to the next Gathering! Moby too! And of course everyone!! But Moby and Kate both missed this past one and seemed to be trying to make it to the next one. Maybe it was all my sashaying around ;) Jakester arrived in time for the fried food buffet. And Carol took us on a magical trip to the shower photo from the Gathering. Unfortunately, everyone was not able to take the trip. I handed Kate a crayon and gave her the address but she said I had to stop talking so she could write it down. Me! Stop talking? Ha! PBWizard waved to me from his home across the river.

Which sent chat into a different direction with us discussing regions and assumptions. Fuzzy came in long enough to help me serve up some more food. I had to keep an eye out over his shoulder. Fuzzy was a great help though and didn't seem to eat too much before he offered them around. Silky not only made it in to chat with us, but made it into chat with us repeatedly! Bits even duct taped Silky to the rafters, and remember, we were on the rooftop! THAT takes quite some skill!! Dwarvenkind received a pair of harem pants when I began outfitting everyone for the belly dancing. Which all got started simply because Carol said IM was being too quiet. Jallenecs popped in while we were back to discussing the picture from the shower. Silky is holding the shower thingy (technical term, sorry), Sandy is on the far left, I (Jennie, aka Jes) am in the red shirt and Mandy is in the green shirt, while Lou seems quite content and Carol is on the right side. Dwarvenkind said he feels like the trac ball on a missile command game when in chat. I understand that quite well as I seemed to miss saying good bye to a lot of people because I didn't see them leaving. I shouldn't have had my eyes on the bar and my hands and legs wrapped around the lamp post I guess. But I was having fun! I had a wonderful time and want to thank everyone for coming to the party!!


Message Board News

From Carol: Sue (Suemo), Bits (lbts) , Claurican, Mitzi (mtproctor), The Pixies (CelticPixie) and many others discussed the ramification of the Eminent Domain decision from the U.S. Supreme Court. And Chris gave us a glimpse of an other country's prospective on this very thing which suggested we are all not so different after all.

Bits (lbts1) kicked us off with You know you’re a good neighbor if thread. We learned a lot about each other in this funny little thread. We still wonder why Lou’s (Rose8364) neighbor still calls him Naked Guy (or did I misread it ) and Mandy (Iniondia) waters everyones flowers. Kindness and humor abound in this one.

Callahan’s Saloon is a place of bonding. When one of us become ill, or is admitted to the hospital we all pull together and light a candle of warn thoughts and well wishes. Walt (WWW) was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery and everyone kept checking the board for updates. Distance in person, close at heart. The good news to report is that Walt did well with the surgery and is recouping (dreaming of the nurse) at home. Stay well Walt !

Budding photographers are all the buzz this month. Ken (drangd) put out a question to photographers and the answers and suggestion came rolling in. In a flash, Ken has his answer and so did others who wasn’t quite sure how to do some things.

Quick! Lou asked, When does boiling water and beans become bean soup? In edit: And should I panic yet? What a hoot ! Lou is cooking ! Bean soup ? Soup beans? We’re not sure but Lou is in some hot water that’s for sure. Oh - and Clauricaun, we determined, is full of beans. How do we know this? Why else would he offer up a 15 bean soup recipe. LOL In after thought, we never did find out if Lou was successful with the beans but he sure knows how to cook a frog !

Many times we ask of ourselves and others just as Cyberrapto2 ask in the enlightening thread entitled Are we really entitled? After some discussion and debate about who we are and what we want we found ourselves agreeing that we want more than we are entitled too. Interesting thoughts and ideas can be found in this thread..:)



Birthdays Last Month

Birthday Greetings were heartily extended to:

Lady   LADYIRIS   June 2
Birdie   SONGBIRDIE   June 3
Travis   SILENTLECTOR   June 4
Friend   FOAF   June 7
Phadrae   PHADRAE   June 9
Nick   MICKOTINE   June 11
Bob   BOOBOOBOB   June 12
Cortland   KA5S   June 15
Swan   LECYGNE99   June 17
JayJ   XJAYJX   June 17
Dixie   DIXIEGA   June 18
Ivori   IVORILUV   June 19
Bits   LBT1   June 19
Nova   NOVAONE   June 22

Calliversaries Last Month

Holly   HOLL007   June 4, 2004
Gaijin   GAIJIN   June 5, 1998
Luke   LUKESTER513   June 8, 2003
Cdr   CDR05   June 11, 2000
Jim   JIMK205   June 12, 2004
Papa   PAPAHEM   June 13, 2004
Brat   BRATNIQ   June 15, 2004
Fire   FIREBRAND32   June 18, 2001
Nibs   NIBSAGAIN   June 20, 2003
Birdie   SNOGBIRDIE   June 21, 2000
Anti   ANTIMONY   June 23, 2000
IpRiley   IPRILEY   June 28, 1998
David   KIRWAND   June 30, 1998

Joke of The Month

Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Twenty-Seven. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

- Phred (IPRILEY) June 30, 2005 -->


Pun of the Month

From Punday Night, June 8th, 2005

The ship's steward was trying to figure out where everyone would sleep- --it turned out Kenny had severe claustrophobia and needed to be able to see outside or he would go nuts-

the steward's notes read:

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" KennyBunkPort hole"

- Moby (MOBYDIK) June 8, 2005


Poem of the Month -
"Black Hunger"

The air goes up,
I spread my rightmost pinions more and bank
Into the thermal I have found.
Unthinking; what you call my mind
Intent on what lies down below.

There, on the ground.
A household pet, perhaps
Impatient for his master's happy treat,
Who careless, finds a car
In one last dash across the street.
Or maybe then a rabbit,
Alert but unaware,
He guards against the fox and dog
But not the air!

The wind goes down, I close the wingtip,
Bank away
And look for yet another thermal.
Young the day,
While wind allows, I hover, still
And search the sun-seared earth for what can fill
Black hunger.

              -- Cortland (KA5S) June 29, 2005


Closing Quote

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
But they don't get around
Like the dandelions do.

- Slim Acres
- courtesy Sue (SUEMO) June 3, 2005


Editor's Note

We hope you find the Bar Rag entertaining and informative. We can always use good pieces and writers here. If you have something you would like to submit, or have a comment, good or bad, about the newsletter, simply send us a note.

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